March 7th, 2010 by admin | Posted in Cougar News | No Comments »
All of the Coronado Basketball Players were invited to take place in a dunk contest at halftime of the “Family Affair” Banquet game. The Contest turned out to be less than expected, as Coach Berg called it,”The worst dunk contest I’ve ever seen.” The participants just could not land their dunks. However coronadobasketball.com has named and rated the dunks anyway…
Here are the results:

AUSTIN MOISEYEV
DUNK NAME: “SERIOUSLY WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS CONTEST?”
RATING: 0.0
COMMENT: SERIOUSLY WHAT IS HE DOING IN THIS CONTEST?

ADAM SCHMITT
DUNK NAME: “THE HERMAN MUNSTER”
RATING: 1.3
COMMENT: THE PICTURE SAYS 1000 WORDS

AUSTIN NELSON
DUNK NAME: “THE I NEED TO HIT THE WEIGHT ROOM”
RATING: 1.1
COMMENT: THE DUNK IN WARM UPS WAS A FLUKE.

BRANDON GLANZ
DUNK NAME: “THE LAZY DAISY”
RATING: 1.0
COMMENT: AT LEAST YOU GOT ONE LEG OFF THE GROUND.

MICHAEL LOUDER
DUNK NAME: “THE I NEED A SHORTER COACH”
RATING: 4.7 (DIFFICULTY FACTOR)
COMMENT: NEXT TIME TRY RUNNING BEFORE YOU JUMP, IT MIGHT HELP…JUST A THOUGHT.

BRYAN GLENN
DUNK NAME: “THE LANKY”
RATING: 6.2 (HE’S THE ONLY ONE THAT MADE IT)
COMMENT: AT 6′10 YOU SHOULD BE DUNKING WITH YOUR EYEBROWS.

HONORARY DUNKER: BLAKE SMITH
DUNK NAME: “THE I STILL CANT DUNK…DUNK”
RATING: 2.1
COMMENT: YOU DUNK LIKE A FRESHMAN GIRL…(S) (COACH)